No, I haven’t committed a felony homicide. A friend of mine shot a movie by this title recently, and I have a plum role. It’s a five-minute short film that he submitted to the upcoming Fox reality show On the Lot. So watch, enjoy, tell all your friends, and get ready for Fatt Misher to take the movie industry by storm. Yeah.
The Perfect Murder
American Slighdol
So I don’t really know Chris Sligh personally, but I know his brother Jon, and like them I spent several years living in Germany before later ending up in Greenville, SC. That’s grounds enough for me to post this clip of Chris in action on American Idol where he proceeds to achieve victory on behalf of our ‘hood. To all my peeps out there, vote for this guy when he takes Hollywood by storm. It has been decreed.
UPDATE: All good things must come to an end. After reaching the top 5 rated videos in the entertainment category, the video I posted of Chris Sligh has been removed by YouTube because YouTube is, in the words of Mike Tyson, “a scared coward.”
Practical Advice
One of the politicians (if you want to use that term) I admire most today is Bill Frist, retiring senator from Tennessee. On his VOLPAC website, you can read an essay written by his 87-year-old father Thomas Frist that reminds me of one of Solomon’s proverbs. I love the practical tidbits that he doles out with the wisdom that only time and experience can bring.
