Climate Hacks
So many people lust for a cause to fight for. So many people need to believe their work has global implications. Thus such occurrences as Climategate transpire, but are shortly accompanied by the appropriate reaction. The lesson to be learned from all this? Computer hackers are the saviors of modern society—the last line of defense. This holiday season, won’t you remember the hacker in your life by rewarding him with Papa John’s gift cards and an ample supply of Diet Canada Dry?