Our Novel Has Arrived
Let the fanfare begin. The long (and I do mean long) awaited publication of The Trials of Kelvin and Isaac Reynolds is now a reality, and you can order your copy online by clicking the miniature book cover on the sidebar. This patently absurd novel was written by Ed Long and me during our eleventh grade year at Dickson County High School. For those keeping score, that is roughly 11 years ago. As such, you will find that the novel features the type of humor that appeals to iconoclastic high school students who value the bizarre in ample doses. You may also find that the grammar is not flawless in some cases. Having just taken a class in expository writing earlier this summer, I am now all too aware of each grammatical anomaly. But having also recently read the first book of Douglas Adams’s Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, I was comforted/annoyed that he too experienced some issues in this area.
The book is a shade under ten bucks, of which I will only receive three for each copy sold. And since I managed to obtain two speeding tickets this week, it appears that all proceeds from the book will be going directly to various courthouses in due time. So do not hesitate to show your compassion and assist me in this endeavor by purchasing one of the most mind-thrashing reads you will ever come across. And please feel free to leave some feedback on the store website and enhance my street cred.
Very cool. I must procure a copy as soon as… I have money.